| we ditched small group on tuesday to go watch game 5 at acapulco's. no designated driver needed, it's only a block and a half away from home.
we sat at the bar and drank frosty drinks (mmmm) and watched the warriors "crap down their leg." i had never
heard that expression before (is this possible?). my reaction was the unfortunate balance of horror (so gross!) and concession (so appropriate!).
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| as retold online to mary.
me: so i was still fuming a little over my mom when kevin & kimmie came over and i got over it a little and then bradley came home
and it looked like HIS ANKLE ATE A CANTELOUP me: CANTELOPE? omg is right he sprained it playing flag football during the first play me: AND THEN PLAYED THE REST OF THE GAME ON IT Mary: ooooommmmmmgggggggggg me: i am so torn between being sad for him and being pissed
((but his team won the flag football tournament))
not much sadder than sending a hobbling husband off into the world. he is not allowed to play outside during reccess today.
<<update>>
me: i just got off the phone with b i called to see how he was he says: i'm doing really good I'M NOT LYING I'M NOT LYING
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| i made this last night. i'm excited to eat leftovers for lunch.
was cleaning out some email and stumbled across this:
The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
I set my magic number at 17, but upon reflection, I think the bloodshed would scare me off.
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| beautiful.
thrilled that they are coming out with katamari for the wii. thrilled.
sad that the omnivore's dilemma is due. i've only finished the first section, and i can't renew it because someone else has requested it.
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